Deepshikha Shanker

Let there be light....

Saturday, December 16, 2006

posted by Deepshikha at 2:09 PM

This is a rant from Mumbai airport. First things first..hearing Hindi atlast!! Its actually wierd that i can UNDERSTAND what people around me are talking about..like the kid in front of me in the que wanted to know his weight just as the luggage..no one obliged him ofcourse and he decided not to throw a tantrum..well,he should have, who cares..he must have weighed like 5 kgs..it wont break the machine for gods sake!! The guy in sify cafe is busy getting his AC rack upgraded, and the workman refuses to understand his concept, i want to help but i dont care...
The airline stewarts are hot! Why the hell is Sharukh Khan earning one crore when people can just fly and have these hotties serve you? Indian models have quite a competetion here:)
When Jerry Seinfeld said humans are not meant to fly he knew what he was talking about... Well i dont have the take off and landing anxieties, its just plain annoying and monotonous, starting from the begining, when you take off the houses become smaller and smaller under they are just dots, i got an east side window so all I saw was land and for some great reason I always get a window seat near the wing which reduces the angle of veiw of earth to 30'... and full view of sky which is not so interesting.
Coming back to the dots...is that how it must look from heavens? Probably we can excuse gods for because ignorance can be pleaded as a defense...They just dont know whats going on down here..sorry people of Iraq! I saw a fire(some where in mumbai, from "up there" which must be huge and should be in tomorrows papers) it just looked like a bon fire..
Then whats with the Air Staff bothering you with stupid announcements, I just wanted to catch up on a few readings..I have been reading a lot for exams but not my taste exactly.. just as i get engrossed a lady hands me snacks with like 10000 calories, this way i will never get out of my fat body i just want to read and when i doz off, it comes to be the time to land... And the slums near Mumbai airport!! What an irony people living in tin houses with tarpauline roofs against people who have so much money that they decide to defy laws of gravity.( I am not one of them, i fly courtsy Indian government who compensates measly pay though strange ways)....to be continued........

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